i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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