Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
