would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Randomize
