god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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