maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
third nipple confirmed
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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