Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
