Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
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