ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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