This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I just had sex on a roof
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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