Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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