OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
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