let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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