Whod you bang
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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