Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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