VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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