Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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