You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Randomize
