Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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