I need help removing her.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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