Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
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