I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
