just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Randomize
