Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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