In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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