Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
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