Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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