So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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