Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
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