Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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