Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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