maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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