Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I want a musical about memes.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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