I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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