She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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