its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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