How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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