Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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