I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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