this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
My liver just had a heart attack.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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