Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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