16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
