You're my little dorito
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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