I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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