How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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