is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Randomize
