her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
3pm strippers are depressing
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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