i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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