i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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