Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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