whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
It's blow job season.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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