we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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