is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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