Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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