If that was your dad, he is hot
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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