Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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