My friends, they love my intelligence
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
only if we run a train.
done.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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