The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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